STEWARTS MOTORCYCLE REPAIRS - MOTORCYCLE SERVICING & REPAIRS
Standard rate.                              £55 per hour

If you watch.                                 £65 per hour

If you offer advice                        £75 per hour

If you help.                                    £85 per hour

If you & your mate                       £95 per hour 
Had a go first.                               

If you & your mate had               £125 per hour
a go first & you don't tell us.

If you saw it on the net &            £150 per hour     
thought it looked easy.

All the above prices are plus VAT, & we reserve the right to add Ars@hole surcharge to those who piss us off!

Remember! The impossible cannot be done Immediately, & miracles take a little longer.

Some of you may be thinking that the above was written with tongue firmly planted in cheek!
Well........................... :-)