Standard rate. £60 per hour
If you watch. £65 per hour
If you offer advice £75 per hour
If you help. £85 per hour
If you & your mate £95 per hour
Had a go first.
If you & your mate had £125 per hour
a go first & you don't tell us.
If you saw it on the net & £150 per hour
thought it looked easy.
All the above prices are plus VAT, & I reserve the right to add Ars@hole surcharge to those who piss me off!
Remember! The impossible cannot be done Immediately, & miracles take a little longer.
Some of you may be thinking that the above was written with tongue firmly planted in cheek!